February 2012
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i might actually have the best parents on the planet
wow
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guys remember that time i did a legitimate DJ mix at turntables and i used the songs “Da Funk” by daft punk and “Move Your Feet” by junior senior
‘cause i do
i miss being a DJ ._.
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my food just arrived, and i get this text from my mom
“su orden de crica grande ha llegado!”
jesus christ
you guys must understand now why i am the way i am.
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motherboardkitten replied to your photo: MOM.
wait what did you actually have this conversation with your mother okay she is in fact the best
if you know my mom pretty well
you’d know that this is fairly normal for her
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A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words →
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing. Autolatry - The...
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i like how i’m the annoyed one now
also don’t you hate when people pretend that some sort of unresolved conflict never happened
it makes me so happy
really
Words to keep inside your pocket:
Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in...
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it only takes a bout of utterly humiliating myself and acting like a complete jackass to realize this:
lately i have not acted much differently than i usually do, as far as i know
and perhaps
therein lies the problem.
you know my intentions are good and not sneaky and underhanded
and you realize that you are not exempt from blame
so i do not know what you want me to do
what you expect from...
i’m done.
good night.
goodbye.
OanCitizen is my hero...
kunitv:
…and he should never apologize for anything ever. Welcome to the interwebz have some pie and grab a fucking helmet.
The End.
shit, what happened now?
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i’d post a picture but i just realized that could be fairly offensive to actual transmen
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so i have a thing for bandages, like, aesthetically
i just bandaged up my boobs and now i’m just walking around like this
i didn’t do a very good job but meh, what’re you gonna do
conversatron:
∧＿∧ ( ´･ω･) Let’s have some tea and chat! ( つ旦O ∫ ∫ ∫ ∫ ∫ ∫ ∫ と＿)＿) 旦 旦 旦 旦 旦 旦 旦
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and now to do what i always do to celebrate my victories
eat cheeseburgers and then masturbate
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