A lot of people seem to think that boobs are the root of all evil or some shit like as soon as boobs come on screen the film is suddenly rated 18.
But it’s not like the whole boob that bothers people it’s just the nipple.
The nipple? Really?
It’s. A. Fucking. Nipple.
Men have nipples too.
Oh my fucking god what is it about female nipples that turns parents and censorship councils into raging hyenas screaming about morals and family values.
Your kids had your female nipples in their MOUTHS for fuck’s sake.
OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO TERRIFIED OF WOMEN’S NIPPLES.
because they give heterosexual men boners
and sexual arousal is the scourge of an american judeo-christian society
obviously
(via cthulhu-in-my-pu55y)
yes excellent
wait
i’m one follower away from 200…
oh god the expectations
the pressure
i can’t handle this
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in which taylor attempts to be fashion conscious, part 3
so i think i have found my perfect dress
like p-e-r-f-e-c-t
i’ve never found a dress that i’ve wanted to wear every single day for the rest of my life but i think i’ve found my soulmate
crocolate replied to your post: frostedpornflakes started following you well…
does that mean you make a bowl of cornflakes and just as you’re lifting the spoon to your mouth, a GIANT DICK FALLS INTO THE BOWL AND JIZZES EVERYWHERE because that is what I think their username meansoh my god im crying
THAT IS SINCERELY FANTASTIC
I WISH TO PUT THIS IN MY “ABOUT” YES
I held your body close from between your legs
As we prepared to conduct an orchestra under the blankets of my bed
I turned your ears left and right as if they were tuning pegs
I strummed my fingers across your pelvis and passed your undergarment threadsAre you a brass or wind because my lungs need a deep breath
Are you percussion or acoustic because this is only a 5 song setWith desperate eyes and dripping sweat
Your lustful mouth opened up and saidLet me play your ribs,
your hips,
your chest,
your legs;your lips,
your spit,
your spine,
your neck.I know it’s rude to provoke casual sex,
but your body is an instrument I’d love to perfect.
(via ambrosiaforthegods)